Monday 20 June 2016

Mummy's version of Row Row

Scrub, scrub, scrub the floors
Quickly free of poo,
Just think in two more years they can use the loo!

Wash, wash, wash the clothes,
 the towels the sheets the bed,
Quickly get them on the line so mum can rest her weary head.

Paint paint paint a tree,
a sheep, a cow a duck,
Keep smiling and look as though you give a flying fuck!

Blow blow blow their nose
quickly when they sneeze,
If you don't move fast enough they will use their sleeve!

Pass, pass, pass the wine
to parents everywhere,
If we had to do without we would have no hair!

Read, read, read their book
time and time again,
Some one please just kill me now and bury me in the 'den!


This song as been brought to you by a mum who has sung row row too many times by 9am!!!

2 comments:

  1. Yep, I can confirm that you've clearly lost the plot! But then again, you've got toddlers in tow so that's pretty much par for the course ;) Fab song. #bigpinklink (comment from Suzanne at 3 Children and It - cannot work out how to leave my URL!)

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  2. HAHAHA...LOVED this version. I think I might sing this more rather than the original and see what my kids think. Thanks for sharing with #bigpinklink

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